Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Why Don't You Tell Us What You Really Think...

I laughed my ass off at this post in the comments of the SFGate in response to a story suggesting that Mega-Marxist Supervisor Chris Daly might run for mayor...

omn1verous wrote:

I saw this on a news aggregator board and thought it summed up my opinions of Daly fairly well. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are.

I mean rock-hard stupid.

Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid.

Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension
of stupid.

You are trans-stupid stupid.


Stupid-collapsed-on-itself-so-far-that-even-the-neutrons-have-collapsed stupid.

Stupid-become-so-dense-that-no-intellect-can-escape stupid.

Singularity stupid.

Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid.

You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year.

Quasar stupid.

Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment
from the original big bang of stupidsome pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything in this reality as to be beyond the laws of physics as we know them.

...That's pretty close!

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