Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Another Milleniel Asshole Gets Too Much Press

Hot on the heels of Sarah Slocum - the world's first official "Glasshole" - comes Pleasant Hill city clerk Kim Lehmkuhl, another eminently-entitled milleniel who proves you don't have to be male to be an utter dickhead...

The Pleasant Hill city clerk, accused of spending her time Tweeting during City Council meetings instead of keeping minutes, has resigned with a blistering e-mail in which she wishes the city good luck in finding a “schmuck” to take what she described as an awful job.

Kim Lehmkuhl had denied she was slacking off on the job and doing nothing but playing around on Twitter. Her critics simply don’t understand the medium, she said.

In an e-mail Monday to Mayor Tim Flaherty announcing her resignation, effective immediately, she wrote, “This has been an atrocious, incredibly depressing and mind-numbingly inane experience I would not wish on anyone. I wish the city the best of luck in finding some schmuck eager to transcribe every last misogynistic joke, self-indulgent anecdote and pathetic pandering attempt by council, and every tinfoil hat conspiracy theory, racist aside, and NIMBY asshattery from the lovely council meeting frequent flyers, without which, surely our democracy could not flourish.”

Lehmkul had been the subject of a recall effort after city officials said she had failed to provide minutes for up to a year. She later produced minutes for some of those meetings.

She had been known for Tweeting during council meetings, with posts that included personal observations.

Lehmkuhl took a job in Washington, D.C., with Working America, an affiliate of the AFL-CIO that represents non-union workers, according to her Twitter account. The Twitter account she had used as city clerk has been taken down.

What an ASSHOLE.  Do your job you fucking bitch!  It really isn't that hard.  It's not like you had a lot to do, or that what you had to do was really that hard.  It's just that you're a spoiled fucking brat who can't be bothered to do what you were elected to do.

So now she has a job.  At a union.  Representing non-union employees.  Sounds like your typical Left-wing doublespeak.  Expect this hole to rise through the ranks - and I do mean rank - quickly.  She's the perfect combination of ruthless ambition, shoddy ethics, and non-existent morals.  The wave of the future.

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