Friday, September 22, 2017

Bad News for 49ers! Eric Reid Gravely Injured! Too Weak To Stand For National Anthem!


As if the Niners didn't have enough problems, it now appears that strong safety Eric Reid is so weak, that he can't even stand up for the National Anthem!

"Certainly we're worried about Eric's condition," said head coach Kyle Shanahan.  "When you can't muster up the energy to stand for the Star Spangled Banner... well, let's face it... that's pretty fucking lame.  Further more, there's no way you should be on the field."

We couldn't agree more.  If Eric Reid is so weak that he cannot even stand for the National Anthem - the anthem of the country that gave him his multi-million dollar job to play a game - the anthem of the country that lets him keep most of it - the anthem of the... well you get the idea.

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